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Joke of the Day
"What do Native Americans call vegetarians? Poor hunters"
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"Man: Who are you? God: Your god. Man: What's your name? God: I can't tell you. Man: No way! God: Jahweh! Man: God: Doh!"
"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! *Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.*"
"Who called it freeze dried pork and not 6 degrees Kelvin Bacon?"
"Why does Trump love babies. Because one day when they are old enough, he'll either Fire em or Fuck em."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."
"If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss"
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks."
"what do you call a communist in a hurry? A soviet rushin! (wackady shmackady doo)"
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANAAAAA"