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Joke of the Day

"Man: Who are you? God: Your god. Man: What's your name? God: I can't tell you. Man: No way! God: Jahweh! Man: God: Doh!"

"KID: I'm starting to feel like I'll never find a Coke with my name on it MOM: Just keep looking, Dangquestrious"

"It's a doge eat doge world out there. Such cutthroat. Very survival of the fitter"

"A recent study by statisticians... ...shows the average human has one breast and one testicle."

"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."

"Sending an insult with a typo is like laughing at someone for tripping and falling and then tripping and falling right front of them."

"knock knock......... who's there?? an old joke p.s. Today is National Tell an Old Joke Day"

"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalks... ...for keeping me off the streets"

"A prisoner was told how he'll be executed Needless to say, he was shocked."

"I was going to view the front page But I had already reddit"