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Joke of the Day

"Why does Trump love babies. Because one day when they are old enough, he'll either Fire em or Fuck em."

"My jokes are like hot chicks Hard to get, and when you do they are not anywhere near as good as you thought they would be"

"What kind of animal has an asshole directly in the middle off its back? A police horse"

"Then there was the Olympic Sprinter that tested positive for Viagra.... He tripped during the 100m Dash and won gold in the pole vault."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects."

"What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby? A baby."

"Apparently the running team had a huge orgy Inter-racial relationships."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think R but it's the C he loves!"

"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches! Thought you all would like this one."