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Joke of the Day

"Who called it freeze dried pork and not 6 degrees Kelvin Bacon?"

"Sorry I unfriended you after seeing your Facebook ""Year In Review"" but it was bad enough the first time."

"I farted in a full elevator yesterday, it was wrong on so many levels."

"I tried to take on ISIS with a shotgun. Iraq'd and then Iran"

"where do they send jewish kids that have have adhd? concentration camp"

"Honestly if I had a brain I'd... probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start."

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"

"Survivor would be a cooler show if only one contestant remained alive at the end of the season and that was the prize."

"Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror."

"starting an indie band called Their Early Stuff"