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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."
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"Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane"
"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."
"I spy with my little eye. A kid terrified with my literally little eye."
"Quick! Does anyone know how I can get red wine off of my date's white cat?!"
"Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager? Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7."
"[date] Me: Are you a serial killer? You have to tell me if you are. Him: That's a cop. Me: Changing the subject, just like a serial killer"
"Why was the doctor stressed? He was losing his patients"
"My mom (seriously) asked if my friend's brother ""still had down syndrome."" No mother, he walked it off."
"What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say? No [Bhikkhunis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed."