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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."

"did you hear about the canadian who stole gold? It was a buttload, too!"

"If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by."

"I retweeted my boss to let her know that I know she's tweeting during the meeting."

"Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog? DogMa"

"What do you call a deer with big eyes? A big-eye deer!"

"Respect If you use the term ""respectively"" respectfully or you use the term ""respectively"" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively."

"Ben Hur new politically correct versions For straight population: Ben Hur For homosexuals: Ben Gay For lesbians: Ben Wa"

"my friend told me on first dates i should just ""be myself"" and ""be confident"" and i was like ""ok but which one?"""

"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"