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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks."
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"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"
"Got in a fight about the Treaty of Versailles. I said the German fines were too punitive; the guy at Starbucks said buy something or leave."
"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, ""Lady take your purse."""
"How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste"
"A condom isn't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"
"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"
"Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested?"
"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador."