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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a communist in a hurry? A soviet rushin! (wackady shmackady doo)"
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"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."
"What do you do after raping a blind, deaf and mute girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."
"I used to think I was trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born"
"Why can't British people go to North Korea? Nobody at the ticket counter knows what ""north career"" means"
"A skeleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""
"Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says ""Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"""
"My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat."
"Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan? Because he was a kami!"
"""Bro, rumor has it ur dads emo now"" ""Emo? Nah yo, EMU"" ""Im confused.."" *A massive bird moonwalks in w/ a #1 Dad shirt* ""Hi confused, Im Dad"""