190277
Joke of the Day
"What do you call immigrants in Sweden? Swede-ish"
Next Joke
"When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster."
"What soup weighs the most? Wanton soup. I'll leave now."
"What language do farsighted people speak? Farsi."
"such a hipster... they were into Adele before she got big."
"What's worse than a girl falling asleep during sex? A girl waking up during sex."
"A termite walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"
"The Socratic method of deductive reasoning walks into a bar and the bartender says ""So. What don't you want?"""
"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"
"There's a new drug that prevents statutory rape It's called RU18."