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Joke of the Day
"A hamstring is really just Lady Gaga's lingerie."
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"What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit? A DayGlo Dago"
"Snoring comes easily to me. In fact, I can do it in my sleep."
"Oxycodone With my wisdom teeth gone, I was hoping of getting a bit of a high, but all it did was relieve pain. well that was a ""downer"""
"I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie"
"It's impossible to rekindle an old flame... ... the restraining order and lifelong lighter ban saw to that."
"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."
"He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!"
"Two Germans walk into a bar... I forget the punchline, but I know it was heilarious."
"Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is go to bed."