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Joke of the Day
"Snoring comes easily to me. In fact, I can do it in my sleep."
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"""I am the perfect age for this shit."" -- Roger Murtaugh, age 22"
"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."
"Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!"
"Do you know the 6 states of matter? 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma. 5. BoseEinstein condensate 6. Black Lives"
"Sister Mary Francis won the contest but I was runner-up... Technically, I'm second to nun."
"In bed they call me Snickers... ... Because I always satisfy!"
"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"
"I'm very concerned with sleeveless shirts as of late I have a vested interest"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."