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"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."
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"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."
"My black friend wears Ask body spray."
"There's a joke to be made about Niantic removing the step feature in Pokemon go instead of fixing the bug. But I just can't seem to find it."
"The only time my wife will ever scream ""Deeper, deeper!""... Is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."
"How to propose to a stoner: Marriage ya wanna?"
"Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!"
"What's the difference between a black guy and a bench A bench can support a family."
"Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch."