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Joke of the Day

"Oxycodone With my wisdom teeth gone, I was hoping of getting a bit of a high, but all it did was relieve pain. well that was a ""downer"""

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"I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out."
"Man and a duck... ...walk into a bar. ""ouch"" ""quack"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"
"Dead Babies What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke?"
"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."
"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking ... J K Rowling"
"Waiting to see who sits next to you on a plane feels like the opposite of winning the lottery."
"Jokes you used to tell as a kid Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- MOOOOOOO"