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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit? A DayGlo Dago"
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"Q: How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution."
"How can you spot the blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard."
"There isn't such a thing as a communist school is there... They're all in classes?"
"If you want to hide something from me, put it on my voicemail."
"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."
"Only dead fish go with the flow."
"A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa"
"What's the best thing about AIDS? You're always positive"
"What is the speciality of Alan Turing? He was homogeneous"