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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about that new Tron movie? The protagonists name is Adam."

"A Medieval Escort I've been down on my luck, but today I was finally offered a job as a medieval escort. Unfortunately, it means I will have to work fucking knights."

"I'm not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure."

"A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider."

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly this dick in your mouth."

"I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on."

"What food reduces a couple's sex life by 90%? Wedding cake"

"A cubical is a great place to reflect on all the bad decisions you've made in your life"

"What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer."