86345

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly this dick in your mouth."

"THIS IS MY LOCKER ROOM TALK GUY: Hey, do you know if they supply towels here? ME: Please don't look at me, my shirt is off."

"My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor... because ""who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"""

"Khakis In most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive."

"Why is santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year..."

"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."

"What's the most awkward moment for Jesus during sex? When they scream his fathers name."

"Just saw an old lady give up her seat to another old lady on the subway...polite or the ultimate shade?"

"(NSFW) How much cum does a gay guy have? A buttload"

"[phone call with ex] Me: you want to hang out tonight? Ex: sure. When & where? Me: no, we're not going. It's enough just to know you would."