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Joke of the Day
"What food reduces a couple's sex life by 90%? Wedding cake"
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"If I eat lots of preservatives, won't I live longer? No, but you will have a longer shelf life."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino \ _()_/ "
"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."
"I froze some paint today. Now it's just one solid color."
"I'm a pedophile Just kidding"
"Height Q: What is the height of honesty? A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty? A: She gives birth to twins"
"I just bought bunk beds. The other night I brought a date home. She said, ""I'll get on top."" I said, ""Great, I'll get the ladder."" She said, ""You sure think a lot of yourself, don't you?"""
"I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples."
"My inappropriate uncle told me this one when I was 11: Where do cousins come from? ant holes"