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Joke of the Day
"I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on."
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"Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum? He was just minding his Ps and Qs."
"'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society. And something completely different in prison."
"What do you call a corrupt lawyer? Senator."
"How do you find a blonde on reddit? Look for the comments that just say ""huh?"""
"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder"
"What are parents that you can see through? Transparents"
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."
"What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? The rabbi cuts them off, the priest sucks them off."
"Colin Firth has a younger brother named Colin Thecond"