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Joke of the Day
"A cubical is a great place to reflect on all the bad decisions you've made in your life"
Next Joke
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society"
"trying to find the meaning of life next up is ""lift"" followed by ""ligament"",ooh i love this dictionary"
"Your mother is like a Christmas raffle. $1 a strip."
"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."
"What do you say when you get cornered by a gang of Italian prostitutes? ""Uh-oh, spaghetti hoes!"""
"I went to the doctor yesterday I told him my penis suddenly turned into a tiny green ball. He said I may have peacock syndrome."
"A doorbell that whispers ""hide."""
"If you're too old to get teen pregnant but still want to see a look of disappointment on your father's face, may I suggest a short haircut."
"I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn't find a close enough parking spot so I left."