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Joke of the Day
"What piece of furniture can you always trust? A Reputable."
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"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."
"They say playing video games is a waste of time, but I credit Tetris for the speed and agility I display when bagging my own groceries."
"Why are fat couples always so close? Gravity"
"What concert is worth 45 cents? 50 cent with Nickelback"
"""Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing green spots."" ""Have you seen an optometrist?"" ""No, just green spots."""
"Why didn't Steven jobs get treated for cancer? an apple a day keeps the doctor away"
"Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man?.. How can you breath through that thing."
"A homosexual, a pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink."