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Joke of the Day

"A homosexual, a pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink."

"When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do? Drop the base."

"Women are like grapefruit trees. They ignore me."

"Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?"

"bangs are just a poor woman's botox."

"What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Wheres pop corn?"

"Fortune Teller recruitment Come if you are accepted for the job"

"Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting.."

"The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle."

"Common courtesy: don't bring McDonalds French fries on the plane unless you bring enough for everybody."