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Joke of the Day

"If I had a brewery I would make an alcoholic drink called ""Responsibly"". I wouldn't even have to pay for advertising."

"I've snapped a bunch of necks Being a necklace photographer isn't too bad"

"Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish"

"When life hands you donkeys, move to a mountainous region."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming."

"How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing."

"Clean - What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car man :) - Classic!"

"A tiny bucket asks to leave work early because he's sick His boss looks him over. Alright you can, i notice you are a little pail."

"A dyslexic walks into a bra.."

"What do you call a dirty Jew? Alive."