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Joke of the Day

"They found the charred body rolled into an old carpet, locked inside the trunk of a burned out car. The police suspect foul play."

"Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students"

"Why did they spray rose water cologne on Scott Weiland at the funeral home? So he smelled great while dead & bloated."

"Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill."

"That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology."

"The best things in life are free. Fuck vowels."

"What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."

"My sister Crystal I asked my mother earlier today why my sister was named Crystal. Mother: That's because I love crystals so much. Me: What about my name then? Mother: No more questions today, Dick."

"Dude the goverment isn't spying on you. You're not interesting *meanwhile in a secret base* ""dont let him say that to you. You're amazing"""

"Invisibility You just don't see it these days"