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Joke of the Day

"Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill."

"Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not? Because the dime had more cents."

"I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya."

"How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? Five... six... seven... eight!"

"In some ways it's sucks that we are smart enough to understand the futility of life. But luckily we're also smart enough to invent alcohol."

"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."

"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."

"What do fish talk about at work? Current events"

"What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears? Polar bears gather around the ice hole."

"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."