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Joke of the Day
"Invisibility You just don't see it these days"
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"I'm not saying your cat doesn't care about you, I'm saying if Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be in that well"
"Hey baby, can I take your derivative.... So I can lay tangent to those curves."
"I would tell you my joke about necrophelia... But that would be fucking lifeless of me"
"Why can a penguin never win Best Actor? Because it is part black."
"What would it be like to have world with out women?? It would be a real pain in the ass"
"Aquafina is Spanish for ""tap water in a plastic bottle"""
"...how is life in North Korea? I can't complain."
"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"
"""Well well well."" - Me, answering three questions: 1.) How are you? 2.) What's your favorite adverb? 3.) Where'd you hide grandma?"