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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus say... when he was being nailed at the cross by the jews? Wait till Hitler comes."
Next Joke
"[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]"
"DBZA Joke! Frieza: How do you work the Dragon Balls? Nail: Did you work the shaft?"
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
"My wife wanted to get a cat. I really didn't want one, so after a lot of discussions, we reached a compromise: we're getting a cat."
"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
"What's small and got 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry"
"Paddy and Michael are out walking when Paddy falls down a well.... Michael shouts down ""Paddy! have you broken anything???"" Paddy replies ""No! there's nothing down here to break!"""
"Robbing me is only a good idea if you're running low on ketchup packets."
"To make my guests comfortable, I always put a sign in the bathroom that says ""Don't worry, I cleaned, those are permanent stains."""