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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus say... when he was being nailed at the cross by the jews? Wait till Hitler comes."
Next Joke
"Did you know they buried Steve Jobs in an orchard? Yep. He's still pushing apples."
"A lot of people end a question with a period. Usually that question is ""Am I pregnant?"""
"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."
"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"
"What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA."
"However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal."
"What do you call a room full of Amish prostitutes? A furry fish market."
"How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 . One to screw it in and another to say, ""I could do that""."
"I buy my own f*cking lemons because you know what? life doesn't hand anyone anything for free."