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Joke of the Day
"Did you know they buried Steve Jobs in an orchard? Yep. He's still pushing apples."
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"What do you call a spring break whore... ... a slip inside"
"What comes after 69? Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie"
"I like my women like I like my smartphones Slender and Korean"
"What do you call a laughing mayonnaise? lmayo ahh"
"Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you."
"Never ever stop pushing yourself. They say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Go beyond it and create history."
"You just know I knew my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load early last night....I could see it in her eyes"