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Joke of the Day
"However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal."
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"gonna give my zombie friend several different brains for his deathday. Took a while to get the shopping done. Finally got some presents of mind."
"What is the difference between homeless and vodka? Vodka does not freeze"
"Wanna hear three rapid jokes? No."
"Why did sally fall of the swing ? She didn't have any arms . Knock-Knock Who's there ? Not Sally !"
"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie."
"What spice can't be in sol food? Ginger."
"Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!"
"Do you ever think about how ""Chips Ahoy"" is meant to evoke a weary ship captain finally encountering a cookie with a decent amount of chips"