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Joke of the Day
"A lot of people end a question with a period. Usually that question is ""Am I pregnant?"""
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"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? [NSFW] You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face"
"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."
"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."
"The difference between Julius Caesar and a Rapist? Caesar came, saw, and conquered, a rapist saw, conquered and came."
"What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!"
"Some mathematicians are on the negative side, While others are quite positive."
"My last relationship was a Forest Gump I was retarded and she was a whore"
"Never date an Olympic Athelete They're all gold diggers"