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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a room full of Amish prostitutes? A furry fish market."
Next Joke
"In retrospect, replying ""Happy as a serial killer in a skin suit factory"", probably wasn't the best way to respond to my therapist."
"If liquor stores ask for ID to prove you're old enough to drink, Forever 21 should ask for ID to prove you're young enough for those shorts."
"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products."
"Go deep throat a cactus."
"What's better than roses around your piano? Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh."
"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"
"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."
"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"