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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pirate with polio? FD Arghhhh."
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"Sex is a lot like chess. It takes practice to be good. You have to adapt quickly to your partner's moves. You're gonna sacrifice some horses"
"Why do squirrels swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry."
"What do you call a group of African superheroes? The Jaundice League"
"The Walmart app just updated on my phone and now water autocorrects to soda and exercise autocorrects to Doritos and beer."
"School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian."
"TIFU by messing up my wife's Subway order. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Why do you get ebola from a feminist? Because they don't shave, going down on them would be basically eating bushmeat."
"""You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!"" But we're in love! ""It is forbidden!"" *whale elopes with submarine*"
"Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying? Because that would be a para-dox."