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Joke of the Day
"Two Scarecrows are standing out in a field... One says to the other, ""Hey man!"""
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"My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects."
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"Oh you have a hard time gaining weight? That's cool. Here, hold this grenade."
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"Spider-Man's Aunt May is now portrayed by Marisa Tomei..... At first they cast Caitlin Jenner....but they decided *Aunt-Man* was too easily confused with *Ant-Man*"
"What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives? 25 years in prison"
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"Why did the male spider spin a web? So he could catch all the fly ladies."