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Joke of the Day

"World peace (how to) If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours...followed by a global food shortage."

"If you're looking for me to be more tasteful and tender, marinate me in whiskey."

"Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it"

"Did you know about the guy that invented tampons? He went from rags to riches"

"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"

"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."

"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."

"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"

"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty."

"I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack.."