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Joke of the Day
"Did you know about the guy that invented tampons? He went from rags to riches"
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"""I have 29 seconds left to live... Please let me just hear our song before I die"" Anything you want! *googles song* *30 second ad plays* NOO"
"1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son"
"What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot? A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball."
"When BP says, ""We have the spill under control"" is the new ""I promise not to come inside you."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."
"DEFENSE: Your Honor, will you allow my client to escape? JUDGE: I'll allow it PROSECUTOR: Aw WTF JUDGE: Let's see where he goes with this"
"What does a constipated virgin think about this punchline? He doesn't give a fuck or a shit."
"My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements."
"Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell ""Hogwash!"""