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Joke of the Day

"If you're looking for me to be more tasteful and tender, marinate me in whiskey."

"At an AC/DC concert... Brian Johnson: You guys ready to rock? Crowd: YESSSSSS Brian Johnson: I can't hear you!"

"Corny Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house!!!! Knock Knock!!!! (You know what comes next,comment for the rest)"

"What idiot called them ""Female condoms"" and not Estrojans?"

"Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? Because she was in the non-friction section."

"A man is on vacation and gets a call that his mother-in-law has died. They ask him if he wants to cremate or bury her. He responds, ""shit You better not take any chances do both."""

"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed"

"what did one bruise say to the other? Have a swell day"

"Just bought a book ""Jokes about Captain Obvious"". It's full of Captain Obvious jokes."

"If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do."