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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."

"What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant"

"Can't afford anti-depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo."

"Two women were talking, one says to the other "" can you believe it, the other day Some one said I was ugly."" ""Don't worry I've been told worse"" ""Oh yeah? Like what?"" "" that you""re also a slut"""

"At my soccer game, the referee looked a lot like Edward Snowden... What a whistle blower."

"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."

"I came upon a woman in the park So she wiped it off and called the police."

"What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed? McBongald's"

"On a recent business trip... I was checking-in to my hotel and I said to the receptionist, ""I hope the porn channel is disabled."" ""No,"" she said, ""it's regular porn, you sick bastard."""

"Some guy told me he could get 10 times as many women as I do Joke's on him, 10 times zero is still zero."