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Joke of the Day

"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty."

"""We like the idea, we do. We're just afraid it's going to keep the viewer awake."" - Sundance Channel execs"

"In a progressively incestuous household... ...it's about upping the auntie"

"What is the difference between a girl and a pool table? You have a shot with a pool table."

"*smels vinyl record* The Continents r ok but they wer way beter befor they split up. do u kno the supergroup Pangaea? its from befor ur time"

"I had a job circumcising elephants. The pay wasn't much, but the tips were huge!"

"Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here."

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."

"Did you hear about that promising new male porn star? His studio described him as ""up and cumming""."

"If you... ... fap on an airplane, are you hijacking?"