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"What is heavy forwards and not backwards? ton"
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"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"What does the gay horse eat? Haaaaayyyyy"
"A healthy man in a room of paraplegic people is outstanding"
"What breed of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle"
"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."
"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."
"Ok pregnant ladies. Today's the day! #LaborDay"
"Relationship status : Taken (for granted)"