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Joke of the Day

"I saw a man 3 foot 3 outside my house looking for my utilities readings Turns out he was the metre man"

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"A banker, a Greek and a German sit on a table ... There are ten cookies on that table. The banker takes nine and tells the German: ""Watch out, the Greek so going to steal your cookie!"""
"Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader"
"Like a hooker at a truck stop, Twitter goes down every Friday."
"If you take something for granted you risk losing it. When I finally find my car keys, I'm telling them how much I love them."
"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that sh!t."
"What the Ambani brothers said to each other I cannot reliance on the other"
"What do spam emails and porn have in common? They both make me insecure about my penis."
"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."
"Is your refrigerator running? Good, then I'm voting for IT for president!"
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