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Joke of the Day
"Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader"
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"What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall"
"I remember how my uncle died.. Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM! Cancer."
"I'm selling books on how to avoid saying the wrong thing and getting into fights. Who wants some?"
"How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell..."
"I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child Then i was born"
"I was looking for a lighter on amazon... But they only had 112.422 matches."
"A Mexican performs a magic trick. He tells the audience he'll disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* ... he disappeared without a tres!"
"So embarrassing when the door's marked PUSH & you spend 5 minutes shattering all the glass"
"I cannot take my new pet cat seriously She's always kitten around"