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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a head chef. I guess it's just part of being a cannibal."
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"Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots."
"What do you get when you cross France and Britain? Canada."
"canadians apologize a lot but i've never heard an apology for canadian bacon. just once i'd like a ""here's your ham. sorry."""
"Why don't Asians get constipated? Because of their frequent bow movements."
"On the bright side, every moment Bieber spends Tweeting is a moment he isn't spending recording or performing music."
"Someone on my FB posted a snap that said ""I'm boared"" And I'm just like....... *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment"
"Porn has lied to me. The repairman doesn't show up instantly after I call."
"What's another name for a Dentists? A filling station!"
"Opinions are like mixtapes... I don't want to hear yours."