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Joke of the Day

"What do spam emails and porn have in common? They both make me insecure about my penis."

"What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea? He was melting"

"On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69."

"Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."

"I'masinglesexuallyfrustratedastronaut.YouknowwhatIcouldreallygofor? aSpaceBar"

"""But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..."" Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* ""I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"""

"What's an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, just down under."

"I named my son ""Tennis"" but he doesn't mind being bullied about it. He's a good sport really."

"i don't always watch soft core porn, but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends."