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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I can't attend your Facebook event, I'll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day."

"Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan ""Once you go black, you don't go back."""

"Forget about whether or not you have curves, real women have brains."

"Why is the Old Testament down on gays? Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites."

"What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob. *I'm so sorry*"

"A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, ""Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."" ""...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"""

"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"

"Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots? He was a lacist."

"Ever open a drawer to get something, forget what it was, close the drawer and immediately remember, only to have to open the drawer again?"

"What do you call someone who has discovered nirvana? A Buddhist Or a Teenager who thinks they are now greater than everyone else Older people might not feel this joke"