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Joke of the Day

"A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, ""Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."" ""...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"""

"The corner of this table hurt me and made me cry, so now we're dating"

"I was reminded of you today. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."

"A mathematician and a statistician wrote a cook book together. It was called ""Pi A LA Mode""."

"Why is it called the Middle East when it is in Western Asia?"

"2 deer walk out of bar... One says to the other, ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there."""

"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"

"What is the difference between me and being artistic? The second letter."

"Q: Why was the broom late? A: Because he overswept."

"Folks are worried about global warming and social security, when the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."