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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan ""Once you go black, you don't go back."""

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""

"Girl, you're just like hell... because I'd kill to enter you."

"What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!"

"My friend posted on Facebook: ""Spending the night in with my girl"" I couldn't help but chuckle, My Girl is a shit film."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Full of my own semen."

"For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator Then came Bill Cosby"

"Never think you can win a fight just because the other one is a huge pussy. It might have been a female tiger, but it still ate my arm."

"How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs? He was delighted."

"What's the difference between ten black dicks and a black joke? (offensive) A black woman can't take a black joke."