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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob. *I'm so sorry*"
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"""It wasn't always easy growing up. Sometimes we had to wait .04 seconds for 9 million Google results to load."" - 2044 Presidential candidate"
"This is a joke translated from japaneese ... Two men walk into a pub. Clunk Clunk"
"[job interview] What's ur greatest strength? ""I wear too much cologne"" No, I mean- ""A lady legit passed out when I got in the elevator"""
"My son was really scared after swallowing some lego."
"worst day of my life, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant..... and I found out Wal-Mart doesn't sell metal coat hangers anymore."
"I saw two blind people on campus today One of them walks by the same spot every day at 1:20. I've never seen the other one before. I don't think she's seen me either... or ever will."
"Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!"
"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"
"A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat."