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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Old Testament down on gays? Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites."

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? greg."

"My friend decided to become an astrophysicist instead of an engineer. I guess you could say he got sucked into black holes."

"I can point out chicks who say ""vokka"" and ""liberry"" instead of ""vodka"" and ""library"" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name."

"One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that's what my cell mate tells me."

"What is metallic and if enters through your eye can kill you? A train"

"TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377.-2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :)"

"Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!"

"Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer? He's already got a Thor Axe."

"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the galaxy!"