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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Old Testament down on gays? Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites."

"I believe that old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets covering their legs are actually retired mermaids."

"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house."

"How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough? When the (w)hole job's done."

"Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the tunnel even after rush hour."

"""Hacker"" simply means ""a person who is skilled with computers."" To describe a computer criminal, use ""Linux user."""

"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"

"Real laziness is being excited when plans get canceled."

"Why don't black people get sunburns? Prisons are indoors. *(sorry black redditors)*"