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Joke of the Day
"Forget about whether or not you have curves, real women have brains."
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"Last year I felt depressed and miserable, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel miserable and depressed."
"Where does Kylie buy her kebabs? From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)"
"Yur mom is so fat When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion! And a ban from the cincinnati zoo"
"Vodka is made from potatoes. Which means once upon a time, someone looked a potato and figured out how to drink it. Genius."
"My wife's leaving me for refusing to stop referring to our children as my Capri Son and Capri Daughter."
"What do you do when a bird attacks you? Duck."
"[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?"
"Women's sports"