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Joke of the Day

"There are two kind of business on earth... One is not your business, and the other is not my business."

"Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters"

"I bet the guy who invented fake dog shit was upset the name ""shampoo"" was taken"

"What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!"

"A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant"

"Why did the Broadway star with a tiny butt get evicted? Because he was a little behind on Rent!"

"If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off."

"Who makes coffee for the U.N.? The French Press Secretary!"

"Why is a coin factory so logical? Because it makes cents."

"Know why New Yorkers are so cynical? For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."