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Joke of the Day

"There are two kind of business on earth... One is not your business, and the other is not my business."

"What does a frog that can read say? Reddit...reddit..."

"What's the difference between modern-day men and modern-day women? If you give a man a lemon, he'll make lemonade. But if you give a woman a lemon, she'll find some way to accuse it of rape."

"I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat."

"What are terrorists taught in math class? Jihadmetry. What do they learn about? ISISciles triangles."

"What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing -- apples don't talk!"

"How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall. *Badum tss* :D"

"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"

"Remember, YOUR God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours. Your God is real. Whichever one that is."

"Religious differences Judge asks one young couple: The reason of your divorce? Wife: Religious differences! My husband did not recognize that I goddess."