200901
Joke of the Day
"Why is a coin factory so logical? Because it makes cents."
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"I'm planning on opening a combined cocktail bar and waxing salon. I'm going to call it ""Gin and Bare It""."
"Me: so I've been a little unclear regarding everything you've asked me to do since Monday Boss: Jesus Me: let me finish. In February. 2011."
"[wakes up from coma I went into in 1908] so how many more World Series titles have the Cubs won?"
"Did you hear the joke about the guy who shined a light at his shadow? It starts off dark, but the ending is bright."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick in your girlfriends ass!"
"A strong person stands up for himself. A stronger person stands up for himself while bench pressing another person standing up for himself."
"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."
"I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music... At first I was afraid, oh I was petrified."
"My nephew is turning three next week, but due to budget issues, we're not going to tell him."