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Joke of the Day

"Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters"

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake"

"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."

"There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall"

"What do you call a gaping hole in your chest that smells like fish? VAGINA PECTORIS!"

"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"Henry constantly confuses sleeping people with dead people. Henry is also a necrophiliac so things get awkward for Henry quick"

"Hey ninja turtles, if youre trying to hide that youre turtles maybe dont drive around in a van thats customized to look like a giant turtle."